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Hello, good afternoon and welcome one and all to this hastily convened convention,

which we will make a very monumental decision today.

My name's Sir Benjamin Dover and I am the UK Government representative for all European affairs.

Now, why are we here today, you ask yourselves.

By the way, it's very nice to see our representative from Austria here today,