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Dear Diary, luck is a funny thing. Sometimes, just when you think life splatters your face
with misfortune, it drips down into your mouth and it actually tastes pretty good. Just like
today, I was taking the elevator down, leaving my friend Chrysanthemum's high-rise apartment
when the door slid open on the 14th floor, and this utterly gorgeous burrito stepped
onto the lift. I pressed a few of the buttons but got no response. What rotten luck, it
